Team S-Audi

Greetings infidels!

We, the five royal princes of the clan of the 17th family of the 2nd knights of Arabia, who currently reside in Cincinnati, Ohio. Do humbly seek permission to join the fair and honorable race of the running of the LeMons of the hours of 24. After our captain, the brave Prince Ekow, competed, but totally disgraced our family at “The Lamest Day” contest last year. His 1000 apologies did little to save him or our family’s name from the shame and horror that now bestow us, so we must now request to descend on Michigan’s American Irony contest with force and fury of our ancestors odor. The Royal’ish Family has decided to invest $500.00 of our vast fortune and reform Team Saudi. With the help of our cousin’s modest Dubai Airlines, we have secured our stallion in the form of a, bathed in 24 carat gold, 1986 Audi 4000s. The stallion starts its racing life in true Saudi fashion, literally dripping (actually pouring) with our liquid gold (oil as you might say). The sweet smell of gasoline and burning oil wafting thru the air was more that enough to remind us of our riches from home. As the stallion emerges from the snows of this most unwelcoming of cold deserts to the sands of Gingerman Raceway, you will find the stallion bestowed with gold and jewels the likes no man has seen. The fenders will carry the flag of our people. The hood bare the crossed sabers of our father. And the wheels poured of the melted gold chains of all our wives...all of them. We shall walk the pits of this honorable race in the clothes of our ancestors (please see Jamie Farr, Cannonball Run) and share the warmth and refreshment of our authentically unnatural oasis, complete with sand of our country, magical carpets from Persia (okay, Goodwill) and palm trees of Wal-Mart. If the powers that be choose to accept this most humble of requests, know all your wishes will be granted and you will be the first to rub our lamps and taste the fruits of our riches. Humbly yours, The Five Princes of Nati